You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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