they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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