S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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