I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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