dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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