I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I need to sanitize my soul.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
