it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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