ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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