do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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