I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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