Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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