i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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