i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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