He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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