So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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