awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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