OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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