so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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