Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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