Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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