i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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