Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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