i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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