And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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