Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish you could order shots online.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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