This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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