i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
