lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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