there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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