haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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