so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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