other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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