You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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