Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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