At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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