she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
