why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Shame - the story of my life.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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