awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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