Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
and she was petting her beer can
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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