I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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