I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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