i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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