with your own penis?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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