the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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