everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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