im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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