i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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