I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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