careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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