I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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