turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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