i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
