Me. At least after what I've been through.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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