I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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