Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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