I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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